1.5- UT vs. USC party

"I could have outrun that guy"
"I can catch better than that guy"
"Seriously, I could have thrown a better pass"
"I could beat Yale by myself"
"I can bench press 325lbs"

-comments made during the rose bowl by a party attendee who might have weighed in at a whopping 140 lbs and had a special knack for self-aggrandizement.


"It is like freaking Santa coming three times in one year"

-on how USC feels when Reggie Bush gets out in the open field


"Texas...is the...Best...STATE!!!"

- an attendee who was barely heard amoung the cheering when Texas stopped USC's attempt at a 4th down conversion late in the game