5.9- Gloria Tribute Week

"Why did it take two Boy Scouts to help the Polish grandmother across the street? She didn’t want to go."

-a DTS professor highlighting the intricacies of cultural problems in international missions with the cheery ol' Boy Scout/ Old Polish grandma joke.



"How many Americans does it take to form the majority? Exactly one if he’s paying the bill."

-a DTS professor's critical commentary on how Americans contribute to the dynamics of an int'l mission.