8.21- lunch

"Can I share you with my Hot Tamales?"

-Trying to give one of my RAs tips on how to pick up girls in a movie theatre, but accidentally playing the age old grammar game of putting the indirect object in front of the direct object.



"Can I ride you in my car?"

-Trying to recover from my first mistake, I decided to demonstrate to my boss that "all the cool kids" talk in that grammatical order, but dearly wishing to reconsider my chosen sentence as soon as it left my mouth.