12.6- around Gloria

drunks calling 9-1-1:
"Yeah, 9-1-1, we got some serious po-po action going on here. They're killing people left and right!"

cop to drunks:
"Helloo?! We ARE 9-1-1!"

-people in a drunken stupor called 9-1-1 while cops were on the scene breaking up a party.



-props to Gloria for relaying this great story from her small group that has above cop in it.
love,
the quote farm