3.4- flight

-is this pork!?
-no, its turkey.

-not pork.
-yes, not pork...turkey.

-what is turkey?
-well you see a turkey is...(proceed with much too long of an explanation to someone with limited english as to what a turkey is, complete with embarrassing hand gestures)

-so it is bird.
-(defeated, realizing my ridiculous explanation)...yes, it is bird.

-an Indian man who was very concerned about the turkey "bacon" in his breakfast meal, unfortunately chose me to get some clarification as to what a turkey was.