Gloria Tribute Week

-"[muffled burp]...ooo I ate too much cheese"

-a DTS (dallas theological seminary) professor fondly recalling and accounting for his lunch while in front of the class.

-"I need someone to bring junk food and junk drink to class for our party."

-a health conscience but ambivalent DTS professor

-Reading a bad thesis is like having your toenails pulled out

-a DTS professor accounting the trials and tribulations of his job