7.7- the internet

"Monkey steals the peach"

-a deadly and painful "secret" ninja move from the controversial book "Ninja Mind Control".

Another innovative move from the book is "application of sand to the eyes", which allows you to be "invisible" to your attacker.

But sadly the book does not include the very tricky "application of finger tapping on opposite shoulder than which you stand", which also allows you to be invisible unless you are fighting a very intuitive foe.

click on the picture to read the text, but do not try unless you are a ninja