3.30- back home

"we need to send Pope Benidict back home to kick some ass"

-Kevin Roden on the very morally questionable things we witnessed in our short time in Germany, ie: legal prostitution, tons of serious pornography just out in the open for all to see, the world's largest house of illrepute.

3.13- peace out

" lets play "mad-libs", you could say: Dubai wants to build the world's biggest ( noun) "

-amber expressing her lack of enthusiasm for the superlative craving culture of Dubai when I told her that Dubai was building the world's biggest airport.

we are off to Dubai and Istanbul for two weeks so I will be hunting good quotes in the desert.

3.12- post office

"you tell them, NO MORE JOKES!"

-the post office lady after I finished explaining why my friend, Brian Washam, addressed a package to Jack Bauer and sent it to my PO box.

3.9- TAMS land

“they don’t even know that “Oh” needs an explanation point after it...cause it is explaining things!”

-a university staff member commenting how education has failed our students.

3.8- TAMS land

"well, she got over that one"

-a "under-your-breath" comment by a staff member as a TAMS student who was being interviewed was explaining how her multi-cultural upbringing taught her respect of authority figures "no matter what".

3.7- class

"it's like going fishin', you get up real early and you hope to get the big one"

-my professor on going to the Half-Price Warehouse on Saturdays for the book give-a-way

3.5- my office

I’m inclined to believe it solely because Jerry Falwell believes it doesn’t exist.

-Benji Bruneel's thoughts on Global warming.

3.2- Lauren's phone

"holla back, or come on down and lets slap that rubber on you"

-the tire mechanic calling and leaving a message on Lauren Bohlin's phone.