Friday, June 29, 2007

6.30- my office

-did you see the heretic jews?
-a staff member "trying" to inquire if I got to see any Hasidic Jews on our trip to Amish country in Pennsylvania.

6.29- around Gloria

"I'd rather have a fat back-up than no back-up"

-a Dallas police officer responding to Gloria asking why fat cops were allowed to pass through the police training academy.

thanks to Gloria for passing this one along
the quote farm

Thursday, June 28, 2007

6.28- the Brad

“I’m addicted to pogonotrophy.”
-Brad Koehn on his deep dark secret that he just can’t stop growing a beard.
thanks to Brian Daskam for passing this along
the quote farm

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

6.27- around Brian

“Are you getting these emails? I haven’t gotten a response from you! If you aren’t getting these emails please reply and let me know”

-an email sent to Brian Daskam from a co-worker

Monday, June 25, 2007

6.25- Penn

"Suit yourself. Save a tree I guess?"

-the cashier lady after I repeatedly told her that I would just carry out my few items and didn't need a PLASTIC bag.
we have been out of town for the past 2 weeks, sorry for the lack of quotes. but we are back now.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

6.6- around Brian

"You just kinda tinker with your snake until it wins.”
Cole Sauter on how to win a rattle snake race during the largest rattlesnake roundup in Sweetwater Texas.
thanks to Brian Daskam for passing this along
the quote farm

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

6.5- on a cruise ship

"it's a bunch of fat white people, desperately in need of taking the stairs, standing around complaining about how slow the elevators are."
-an attempted summary of a first timer's cruise experience.

Monday, June 04, 2007

6.5- roden's

"they are out there just to have sex and burn cars"

-Roden's thoughts on the motives behind the recent G8 protesters.