8.31- I35

"Fishnet Ministries"

-an overly "relevant" church name I saw on a church van on I35.

8.27- living room

"why don't you two just play with your ears"

-a friend' s mother whose native language is not English, not fully grasping the spontaneous idom of "playing it by ear".

8.24- Front Desk

"next thing I know I'm in a Monkey Knife Fight in Tijuana"

-DeAndre recalling "foggy" fond memories

8-23 New York

"ya blockin' tha door, ya dork!"

-an upset woman yelling at us on the subway...however she used the overly non-intimidating 1984-style.

8.22- New York

"If I was a midget, I could totally see your ass"

-a girl answering her friend's question about how short her skirt was.

8.21- Lunch

"In his younger days he wanted to be a HOBBIT!! I mean he had a small cabin in the woods built and everything"

-Lauren Bohlin describing a very surprising secret life of a co-worker, however she missed the subtle difference between, Hermit and Hobbit.

8.15- Yummies

"meatballs"

-Zach Jackson matter-of-factly answering what "Calf Fries" tasted like.

8.8- little rock

"Zoltan, what did you did with the roaches in 713?"

-overheard in Gloria Furman's apartment office.

8.7- Appleton's home

"because He died on the grass"

-Henry, 4ish yrs old, when asked what was important about Jesus.