6.30- my office

-did you see the heretic jews?

-a staff member "trying" to inquire if I got to see any Hasidic Jews on our trip to Amish country in Pennsylvania.

6.29- around Gloria

"I'd rather have a fat back-up than no back-up"

-a Dallas police officer responding to Gloria asking why fat cops were allowed to pass through the police training academy.

thanks to Gloria for passing this one along
love,
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6.28- the Brad

“I’m addicted to pogonotrophy.”

-Brad Koehn on his deep dark secret that he just can’t stop growing a beard.

thanks to Brian Daskam for passing this along

love

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6.27- around Brian

“Are you getting these emails? I haven’t gotten a response from you! If you aren’t getting these emails please reply and let me know”

-an email sent to Brian Daskam from a co-worker

6.25- Penn

"Suit yourself. Save a tree I guess?"

-the cashier lady after I repeatedly told her that I would just carry out my few items and didn't need a PLASTIC bag.

we have been out of town for the past 2 weeks, sorry for the lack of quotes. but we are back now.

6.6- around Brian

"You just kinda tinker with your snake until it wins.”

Cole Sauter on how to win a rattle snake race during the largest rattlesnake roundup in Sweetwater Texas.

thanks to Brian Daskam for passing this along

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6.5- on a cruise ship

"it's a bunch of fat white people, desperately in need of taking the stairs, standing around complaining about how slow the elevators are."

-an attempted summary of a first timer's cruise experience.

6.5- roden's

"they are out there just to have sex and burn cars"

-Roden's thoughts on the motives behind the recent G8 protesters.