7.20- Daskam's house

"is it just soul food for white people?"

-Brian Daskam trying to pin down the definition of what "comfort food" is.

7.17- Times Square

"German ain't no color on the color wheel"

-a racist heretic who spent 20 minutes telling me how Jesus only came to save "certain" ethnic groups- namely African ethnic groups, responding to my answer of his question, "what color are you".

7.16- Harlem

"you some kinda reporter or somethin' "

-a curious homeless guy as to why a white man was in Harlem at 4am, at the moment I too was wondering the same thing.

7.11- around me

"I was expecting in about 3yrs for you to start wearing native american jewlery."

Jeff Brown on why he was glad I cut my hair.

“I just always assumed you were ethnic”

Brian Daskam when I told him the above story. Ethnic here meaning something other than ethnicly white.

7.9- around ?

"no wonder I haven't gotten any dates around here"

-a guy who suddenly realized his facebook profile said he was interested in men.

Thanks to a quote farm contributor however I forgot who sent this to me.
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7.6- around Keri

"it is public friend #1"

-Brian Daskam's dad taking issue with Mrs. Daskam's statement that they used to eat a lot of fried food until they found out that fried food was public enemy #1.

thanks to Keri for passing along Daskam family greatness,
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7.5- meetings

"they can't even kill themselves"

-Russ ridiculing the recent UK terrorism as the "worst terrorists in history".

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7.4- china

"do Americans worship the statue of liberty?"


-asked by a Chinese student to some UNT students. The Chinese word for our Statue of Liberty includes the word "god".

thanks to Brandon Hembree in China for passing this gem along,
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7.3- front desk

"then I was like, wait a minute this is Busta Rhymes...what am I doing?"

-Ben Bryan recalling as a kid getting very concerned about Y2K because Busta Rhymes said the world was going to end on MTV.

7.2- house

"don't trust yourself with Jesus and funny"

-amber helping me form a "to-say or not-to-say" filter. Blasphemy = "not-to-say"