9.14- front desk

"if you can't ask your grandparents for money, then who can you?"

-a well dressed, distraught TAMS student lamenting to her friend about the evil in the world.

9.5- email

"I could give you a demo if you like...I'm an avid tuggler"

-Brandon Riley offering up his services, while trying to convince Kevin to use Tuggle for TAMS.

9.4- Meeting

"always increasing American's productivity"

Kevin Roden listing only one of the many benefits of Youtube, after watching the many variations of Chocolate Rain.

Click here to jam some Chocolate Rain yourself.

9.3- Josh Web's Wedding

"you are berry woorry...rike American buffaro"

translation:
you are very woolly...like American buffalo


-a Chinese student practicing his Engrish while petting the hairy arm of a College Life student in Shanghi for a summer trip.