2.28- my house

"nothing has convinced me more of the depravity of mankind than teaching 8th grade"

-Kevin Bohlin and his "Mr. Holland's Opus-style" teaching philosophy.

2.23- McConnell

"if they did that, they would cease to be Hollywood and just be smart people"

–some TAMS students on why Hollywood insists on using wrong physics principles in movies.

2.22- bible study

"Having cellulite is like having gray hair. It's a sign of wisdom."

-a speaker during a women's bible study.

-thanks to Gloria for passing this along,
love,
the quote farm

2.21- McConnell

"I think she was hot"

-Russ using a common Spearsian adjective in a decidedly Napoleonic fashion as he commented on her new "do".

2.20- my office

"its diplomacy, so obviously lying is the key ingredient"

-Ben Bryan betrays his optimistic outlook on the world, and his favorite part of a board game called "diplomacy"

2.19- E-brian

“Someone has to die. That’s the only bad part.”

- A guy at e-Instruction explaining the one downside of their otherwise awesome life insurance plan.

2.15- my house

"Because I was standing behind you and I could see your face"

My sister, Lauren, finally giving away her secrets on how she knew I was making fun of her.

2.14- around ben

"Now you may be thinking of fast drums and hip shakin' dancin' and what not, but it's not. The Latin quarter is where they speak Latin."

-a UNT professor on the apparent discrepancies with the goings-on in the Latin Quarter of Paris.

fyi, Latin is still dead even in Paris.

thanks to ben bryan for not sleeping in his Chem. class
love,
the quote farm

2.13- coffee house

"If you are facing a wave of them, sure a shotgun will tear off a bunch of limbs, but you have got to consider the accuracy advantage of the AK for headshots...

(much later in the conversation)
...then you have to consider the disease factor. How are you going to burn a bunch of pieces of Zombie”

-two guys have a very disturbing conversation that wasn't until much later that I realized it was about Zombies.

2.12- E-brian

“Hello,
Thanks for the email, but I am not sure who you are or why I am getting this email.”

-An email to Brian Daskam, who had accidentally typed the wrong address as he sent out an invite to come to Thursday morning prayer at Denton Bible Church.

2.9- office

"bros before bros?"

Ben Bryan wondering about how this time honored phrase would work in certain populations of society.

2.7- Around Lisa

"it's okay...we're post-modern"

Lisa Corso's emergent church friend encouraging her after she apologized for saying the naughty word that rhymes with "dam", when her Tetris game came to an unfortunate end.


many thanks to Lisa and her radio buddies.
love,
the quote farm

2.6- Kevin's

"They are the 2000's answer to rubbers"

-Kevin Roden intending to compare "crocs" to "jellies", but making a grievous lexical mistake.

2.5- office

"is that an Old Navy tech-vest?"

-Kevin Roden commenting on Copernicus' "other" revolutionary idea, as I was working on a t-shirt design using the famous astronomer.

2.2- Tempest Tea

"I mean its kind of sad, but to stab yourself to death is so totally stupid"

-a Highland park private school girl giving her mother an insightful critique of Romeo and Juliet.