1.30- at Starbucks

"that is the greatest mustache I have ever seen"

-a friend upon seeing a most profoundly mustachioed man.



man with said 'stash.

1.27- RA class

"today in class we will be doing drugs"

-answered to the question, "what will we be doing in RA class today?". We were excited to hear that the outdated boring drug presentation was replaced with a new exciting way to teach RAs about drugs.

1.26- meeting with the big wigs

"I think we should adjust their package"

-VERY unfortunate phrasing during a meeting with all of my big bosses to discuss the compensation package we offer RAs.

ps. I came within an inch of not laughing when I said it, but I busted at the end and could not finish my sentence...thus proving to all that I am 5 yrs old.

1.24- in a meeting

"I was being a horse's butt and I had to let off some steam"

-an unfortunate metaphor pairing by one of my co-workers

1.23- my house

"man that is like donut early"

-on finding out that Kasey has to have Starbucks open coffee already made by 6am.

ps. that donut shop does say "Donuts and Wings" but it used to say "Donuts and Pizza" too bad that didn't work out, but I am sure the wings will do just fine. (click on pic for bigger pic)

Thank you Justin, TX

1.22- a friends house

"I thought I was about to be on Fox News"

-Russell Lopez on setting his backyard on fire while Bar-BQing, it spread very quickly and was thankfully put out before he set his neighborhood and possibly the rest of north Texas on fire.


"Thats the 'we almost took the neighborhood with us' smell"

-Russell describing the charred smell present when we arrived at his house moments after the fire crisis had been averted.

1.20- in the office

"do not drop the f* bomb on me and stomp out in a stormy cloud of emo"

-Gloria on the difficulties dealing with our over emotional teenager students and making them do things the DO NOT want to do.

def: Emo is a broad title that covers a lot of different styles of emotionally-charged rock where people are just soooo sad and overly concerned with themselves. It also is a fashion scene.

1.19- back office

"you'll have to ask the liopleurodon"

-a staff member's answer to Connor's quest to know where he could find the website with the candy mountain.

ps. This will make more sense if you watch the movie on this wonderful website.
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/280260

1.18- training

"why don't you put some milk on it and let a kitty cat lick it off"

-a staff member's old school father on his son's new long "girly man" hair.

1.17- retreat

"can I get you some water? a kleenex?....a bucket?"

-said to a friend that was having a serious coughing fit that looked as if it could turn ugly

1.19- retreat

"I feel like a warrior!"

-a friend exlaimed in triumph after he defeated a gauntlet that was thrown down that one could not eat 7 Saltine Crackers in one minute.

1.13- training

"shut up hippie"

-a sticker stuck on the computer of a staff member

1.12- training

"its not my fault I had to lie"

-a staff member who was forced into dishonesty because his mother would not let him do what he wanted to do.

1.11- training

"I take a footloose dance break"

-a staff member on how you stay motivated to accomplish a difficult task.

1.10- front desk

"yes"

-answered without a moments hesitation by three male staff members to the question, "Do all guys want to kill people?" To which my desk clerk sighed a relief that her husband was not a psycho.


"some of the wussy ones don't"

-a quick adendem by one of the guys to try and make their answer a bit more inclusive

1.9- Hall training

"and my last "C" is...question"

-a presenter during training who got the spirit behind alliteration, but unfortunately not the letter.

1.7- cleaning the dorm

"I love that smell...it smells clean...if you like ammonia"

-a co-worker when we were cleaning the dorm during closedown.

1.5- the rapture

"I began to be concerned that I was still here"

-a friend on the first time she heard the very strange and surreal Denton tornado siren test. She thought that it was the "last trumpet" and the Rapture was happening.

1.5- UT vs. USC party

"I could have outrun that guy"
"I can catch better than that guy"
"Seriously, I could have thrown a better pass"
"I could beat Yale by myself"
"I can bench press 325lbs"

-comments made during the rose bowl by a party attendee who might have weighed in at a whopping 140 lbs and had a special knack for self-aggrandizement.


"It is like freaking Santa coming three times in one year"

-on how USC feels when Reggie Bush gets out in the open field


"Texas...is the...Best...STATE!!!"

- an attendee who was barely heard amoung the cheering when Texas stopped USC's attempt at a 4th down conversion late in the game

1.4- at the front desk

"she is a walking blog"

-a co-worker referring to a girl we know who has a bad habit of just spouting out unsolicited opinions and comments to who ever happens to be walking by

1.3- around nicole

"I think you mean google"

-a friend responding to a co-worker saying that she will "look something up on goggle"