12.18- E-instruction

“Now it’s just ground.”

Brad Koehn’s upon seeing the demolished Denton Landmark, Uncommon Ground.



I will be out of town for a couple of weeks searching out great farm quotes from family time. See you when I see ya.

Merry Christmas,
The Quote Farm

12.15- staff meeting

"I thought it was 'round young virgin'?"

-having my reality shaken after reading the lyrics to Silent Night. Turns out 'round yon virgin', means something totally different.

12.14- Travis Brown's house

"you look like a mom"

A 4yr old, Nate Brown, talking mad trash. In reality he was commenting on my apparently "mom-ish" puka-shell necklace.

12.13- Irving Bible Church

"No, no, Paige! Only boys can stand that way!"

- overheard in the girl's IBC bathroom


Thanks to Gloria for keeping men enlightened on the funniness of women's bathrooms
love,
The Quote Farm

5.12- around Gloria

"In Coppell? Are you kidding?"

-a cop responding to Gloria asking him if he ever caught anyone "ridin' dirty".
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12.10- Kevin's party

"that's like a unicorn...you never see that"

Phil Cox shocked upon hearing about a Danish man dipping tobacco. Either Phil is no geography whiz or he is not privy to brand names of "that wad of flavor" or how to really "make those pretty girls smile."

12.8- class

"it's not like you are born saying FAAAABULOUS!!"

-a classmate commenting on his research on when the onset of Lavendar Language happens.
Lavendar language is what you would call "stereotypical" homosexual vernacular.
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12.7- Kevin's house

"Do they eat them raw?"

-Brandon Riley wondering about the possible health concerns of eating squirrel sashimi as we discussed seeing a local cat walking away with a whole squirrel in its mouth.

12.6- around Gloria

drunks calling 9-1-1:
"Yeah, 9-1-1, we got some serious po-po action going on here. They're killing people left and right!"

cop to drunks:
"Helloo?! We ARE 9-1-1!"

-people in a drunken stupor called 9-1-1 while cops were on the scene breaking up a party.



-props to Gloria for relaying this great story from her small group that has above cop in it.
love,
the quote farm

12.5- Kevin's party

girl 1: No ties?
girl 2: ...It's a bomb
girl 1: I thought it was a sign for Spanish speakers going to Traildust

-Larissa commenting on the peace-loving Communist party sticker from Spain that was given to me at Kevin Roden's party. She promptly shocked everyone soon after by letting us in on the secret that she doesn't speak Spanish.

12.2- UNT

"due to massive weather changes in the last 48 hours, our program on how climates change is having to be cancelled."

-an email that was sent out canceling a lecture entitled, "climate change, fact or fiction?"



-props to Nate for spotings this wonderful bit of irony
love,
the Quote Farm