Monday, July 31, 2006
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Friday, July 21, 2006
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
7.19 my house
"it's because they're pissed off, and always wear fur"
-Jade elaborating on the finer points of international comparative economics after hearing that Moscow recently was recognized as being the most expensive city in the world to live in.
Monday, July 17, 2006
7.17- Brian's Office
"I wish our Dongles were Hot Swappable"
-Brian's co-worker, fluent in IT jargon, presenting a supplication to the IT gods.
But to the uninformed it just sounds really funny when said outloud a couple times.
What is a Dongle?
What is Hot Swappable?
Friday, July 14, 2006
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Friday, July 07, 2006
7.7- the internet
"Monkey steals the peach"
-a deadly and painful "secret" ninja move from the controversial book "Ninja Mind Control".
Another innovative move from the book is "application of sand to the eyes", which allows you to be "invisible" to your attacker.
But sadly the book does not include the very tricky "application of finger tapping on opposite shoulder than which you stand", which also allows you to be invisible unless you are fighting a very intuitive foe.
click on the picture to read the text, but do not try unless you are a ninja
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Monday, July 03, 2006
7.4- lobby
"A FREAKIN' POSSUM just fell through the CEILING!!!!!"
-Charnell calling me at 4:30am to "calmly" tell me that a marsupial has just fallen through our ceiling tiles.
A 45 minute chase ensued, turns out possums are faster than one would think.
I then proceeded to slay the possum slowly and stick the bloodied body on a stake outside of the hall as a potent visual reminder to all other possums that this is how we treat unwanted house guests.
Well that is what I would have done if I was man enough, but alas I let it go on a local golf course.
-Charnell calling me at 4:30am to "calmly" tell me that a marsupial has just fallen through our ceiling tiles.
A 45 minute chase ensued, turns out possums are faster than one would think.
I then proceeded to slay the possum slowly and stick the bloodied body on a stake outside of the hall as a potent visual reminder to all other possums that this is how we treat unwanted house guests.
Well that is what I would have done if I was man enough, but alas I let it go on a local golf course.